The Past is only a memory,
the future a fantasy,
it's only in the present that we truly LIVE.. (Snow Cake)

--> Gilmore Girls <-

-[ Conclusion of the 4th series ]-
Lu: I thought there was a moment.
Lo: There was! There was a moment.
What are you doing??
Lu: Will you just stand still??
:-*
Lu: What are you doing??
Lo: Will you just stand still??
:-*
Uaaa,aaaaa..Uaaaaaa..
Lu: I'll be right back. I'll explain later.

-[ Kirk baby sitting dogs ]
L: You have a dog left over.
K: don't have time for chitchat here, people!
K: have no idea whose dog it is.
L: Me either, Sorry.
K: I was using random sounds, trying to see if he'd respond.
K: Paku. Gnocchi. Nini. Bleeblo.
L: Nothing, Sorry.
K: I've got to put up more flyers.
K: Sunna. Lipdoo. Funo...

-[ Rory got cold ]
P: You're sick. When you came out of our room, did you use the doorknob?
R: As opposed to dematerializing, passing vapor-like through the wall, then rematerializing out here? No, I used the doorknob.
P: For the love of God, I begged you not to touch anything.
R: I'm not contagious anymore.
R: Paris, stop!
P: I'm not getting sick.
R: That's your deodorant.
P: Then what the hell did I spray under my arms?
R: That's mine.

-[ from a students life ]
L: Hey, how is it that your dirty laundry has increased exponentially since you started Yale?
R: 'Cause I'm a dirty, filthy Yale girl now.
L: But you don't come home to do your laundry. You come home to see your mama.
R: No, this time I came home to do my laundry.

-[LOTR party]
L: In the movie, only boy hobbits travel to Mount Doom but that's only because the girls went to do something even more dangerous.
b: What?
L: Have you ever heard of a Brazilian bikini wax?

--> South Park <-
..videl sem film s Terencem a Filipem, kdo si na me sahne?? Povidam kdo si na me sahne??
..jak by se vam libilo jit k vychovnemu poradci?? a jak by se vam libilo vylizat mi prdel ??
..slysels te nekdy o proklamaci emancipace?? neposloucham hiphop
..Nemluv sproste!!! Vsak to nikomu nevadi.. kurva,kurva,kurva
..kdyby se neco posralo udelejte umirajici zirafu! jak dela umirajici zirafa?? uaa, uaaaa, ua